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By Sunny - 18/09/2013 22:59 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

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By very analytical - 26/06/2015 19:56 - United States - Ashland

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

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By Muchacha22 - 20/06/2016 17:25 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 17:00

Today, I'm a full-time Investment Portfolio Analyst at one of the largest groups. It has been my dream job and I worked my ass off. I'm one of the best analysts there and people like me. Also, I haven't slept properly for 3 months, without a single day off. I'm about to get mentally sick. FML

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By workfordayzz - 14/05/2014 17:45 - United States

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

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By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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By IBS - 06/05/2014 09:11 - China - Shanghai

Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 01:57

Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML

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By anonymous - 06/07/2016 13:53 - United States

Today, I got a question wrong on an exam. The question started with, "In your opinion..." FML

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By Rebecca - 21/05/2012 14:11 - United States - Austin

Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

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Thursday 19 September 2013 9:37

Trust me, you're not the only one.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 19 September 2013 9:38

I suggest you grow up before starting your career.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 19 September 2013 19:49

Someone's being a little anal retentive...

Bluelephant88 5

Thursday 19 September 2013 19:58

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....anal lmfao

WaBrewer 11

Thursday 19 September 2013 20:08

Well that just ruined my life...

reflexion213 11

Thursday 19 September 2013 20:27

I'm an analyst and do this everyday.

Memen88 16

Thursday 19 September 2013 20:36

I think its time to grow up and be mature

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 19 September 2013 20:41

Do you giggle with 69 also? We all have little immaturity giggles....don't worry about it...

0_0shortyy0_0 18

Thursday 19 September 2013 20:44

How many times did you giggle writing that post?

llnursingll 10

Thursday 19 September 2013 20:58

Are you sure you are 24 and not 14? Lol, grow up and good luck in life.

tinkerkoko 1

Thursday 19 September 2013 21:09

im a 18 year old girl studying economics. i giggle when i write quantity because it has titty in it hehehe it wont go away!!

ReggieEnchilada 1

Thursday 19 September 2013 22:25

Good thing you're not anal retentive about it

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