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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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The betrayal

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 16:01

Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML

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We need to talk…

By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 21:38 - Australia - Granville

Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By Michael - 04/01/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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Mearemoi 14

Sunday 9 December 2012 3:09

If you were distant, shouldn't you, oh I don't know, try to talk to her instead of looking at her diary? YDI

lilhellian 26

Sunday 9 December 2012 3:13

Say hello to trust issues and an even greater distance..

Comments

haley_626 5

Monday 10 December 2012 4:54

You deserved that more than anything. I hope you feel horrible. My diary is my personal life & I would be even more distant from the person who tried to read it. YDI

haley_626 5

Monday 10 December 2012 4:54

You deserved that more than anything. I hope you feel horrible. My diary is my personal life & I would be even more distant from the person who tried to read it. YDI

pnutbutternjelly 15

Monday 10 December 2012 6:46

That is the greatest diary ever.

slowlybreakingme 14

Monday 10 December 2012 8:45

You're an ass.

natural711 6

Monday 10 December 2012 14:42

You're a dumb mom, if you felt distant, you should've just sat down and talked to her, than to peek into her diary, dumbass

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 10 December 2012 16:45

You couldn't - oh, I dunno - take her shopping with you instead of prying? It's her DIARY for Pete's sake!

lewis_943 5

Monday 10 December 2012 17:47

I take it you were trying to sever connections completely with your daughter; breeching trust, invading her privacy and all. What alternatives do you think your kids are going to turn to if they can't even trust people in their own home?

rivella 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:12

Don't go behind her back like that. Sit down with her and talk. But remember: if she doesn't want to talk, that still does NOT give you the right to do something like this. You so totally deserved it.