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By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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Sophie's Choice

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 04:01

Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:01

You, are a very unlucky person.

rosered 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:00

Ouch that sucks. Fyl.

Comments

roocilla 0

Monday 15 March 2010 7:30

omfg that is a mother ****** pain in the ass):

cookiemonster17 0

Monday 15 March 2010 8:27

I used to think you were cool snick but now yr a biotch. I though u rocked for speaking ur mind now u need to stfu forever. sorry if I misspelled anything pce!

rereandres 0

Monday 15 March 2010 10:04

dude I feel for you, that sucks hard core

42billybob 5

Monday 15 March 2010 15:40

why did you sit there? was it really the only seat left in the theater? you're a party of one... it's easy to find a spot to sit. if that was the only seat left in the house, SERIOUSLY FYL.

cookiemonster17 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:23

guys the only reason bitcherdoodles is well, an uptight bitch is cause she hasn't been laid!! or probs even had a bf....or had fun. do you know the word? of course you do! but ur Idea of fun is correcting peoples grammar and trying to be smart when clearly no one cares....(is my comma and grammar right?) bye now!

Plation5 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:08

Wow that sucks

ryan15188 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:39

**made up** oh sorry i have a bad cough. THERE IS ALMOST NO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING

xxreikoxx 31

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:50

If you don't think it could ever happen, then you really are an idiot. People like you need to get over the Head-Up-Butt syndrome because it'll happen to you at some point, kiddo.

irishgodess0727 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:54

that really sucks but i woulda mad e the best of it ya know>? laughing way to loud ect and the gettting into their conversations it woulda been great. on and btw if yo think someone fake a FML then why are you goin to waste your time commenting about it? kinda sad and childish, dont you think>?

cookiemonster17 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 7:45

I know the reason y snick is always uptight!! she has never been and will probably never get laid!!

flamingolovesnin 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:50

Why leave suggestions for what she could have done? I don't think she can go back in time and sit in the aisle or stand in the corner or refund the ticket or whatever else. And I'm sure she doesn't plan on this happening again.