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By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Let's not do this again someday

By Crushed - 17/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML

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You deserved it 135

By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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Sophie's Choice

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 04:01

Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:01

You, are a very unlucky person.

rosered 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:00

Ouch that sucks. Fyl.

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cgregg01 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:53

That really sucks! My kid sister's fiance and best friend snuck off and eloped about 2 weeks before my sister was to get married to the loser. The wench is still on my "people's ass to kick" list, but...the ultimate and best revenge they did to each other. BOTH have now lost their jobs due to the others insane jealousy and neither one no longer has a car because they started tampering w/ them so the other couldn't leave to cheat. To top it off, it is now one year later and they're filing for divorce and have mutual restraining orders on each other! AAHHHHH...karma, she's a bitch I can respect!!!

browni_e 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:51

Wow, I'd say you're sister is lucky, if anything.

fatchick27 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:57

OMGAWD!!! i am sooooooooo sorry OP (i never comment on fml's but felt the need to say sorry to u!!)

louisstephen 8

Sunday 14 March 2010 18:24

omg..that realy sux, u should have left

sabatical 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 18:31

#64 chrisctl or whatever, that was just uncalled for.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 18:52

You could always hope that their relationship snowballs. *shrug*

WtfLoser 13

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:24

Who would vote that she deserved this? :'( Chin up hunny

ninba20 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:25

that sucks... i feel ur pain

maddie1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:50

my ex best friend and ex fiance woulda gotten popcorn and soda down their shirt

uneed2calmdown 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:26

HMMMM, what are the chances of that...

xxreikoxx 31

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:50

Both the exes would have had to endure a lifetime's worth of the cold shoulder from me if it was my ex from Michigan. I say move out of Michigan if you can, the rest of the country has plenty of better fish to offer.