Love: Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has...

By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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Sophie's Choice

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 04:01

Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:01

You, are a very unlucky person.

rosered 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:00

Ouch that sucks. Fyl.

Comments

elusivepoison 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:31

you really don't make any sense snicker, some of the time you come up with the most intelligent, helpful, well thought out comments... and some of the time you come up with completely stupid nonsense :( you make me a confused panda =p

crisco_jockey 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:43

I honestly thought you would say something reasonable on this one snicker. Maybe I am just crazy but coulden't the OP just have worn the hood of their jacket or coat or something? Pretty easy way to ignore people who are next to you instead of standing or sitting in the middle of an aisle way where people walk to get snacks, drinks and to use the bathroom, or even ask someone to switch you seats? I think your losing it snick.

hotyys 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:08

omg!

pottie69 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:33

I would have punched 1 of them and stormed out angrily

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:47

They were there together. The post implies that her fiancee and her best friend got together and are now exes because of it.

joeyvoodoo 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:55

you shoulda spilled your soda on them and been like "oops, the shock of seeing you two together...oh, shoot, i just spilled my popcorn on you, too! i'm sorry about that!"

Spac3Ghost 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:59

Oh wow... If you're reading my comment, just know that its also happened to me as well and i'm really sorry, its the story of my life too... my thoughts are with you... Whoever you are :(

BangOut 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:06

Oh the irony :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

BeatNik169 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:12

It's funny that everytime I see snickerdoodles' name come up, someone insults her with a "u r dumb sniker" and she responds with a well-typed retort. Who is the fool here? Also, OP, why didn't you just ask someone to switch seats?