By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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longsock123 7

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

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tommyfox 19

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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Omniprism 14

You can sue. They don't have authority to touch you unless you were actually doing a crime.

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stoych 19

Is it just me that really doesn't 'get' this? Pretty sure if I saw someone doing that I would just be thinking '******* weirdo' to myself and leave them alone.....

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

There's a time and place for everything

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TheKillerWalrus 10

Last time I checked doing something that disturbs the peace is bad not harmless.

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longsock123 7

To clear some things up, I wasn't actually arrested; yes, the security personnel were abrasive, but in no way was I arrested. Secondly, I was being rather obnoxious about my eating the yogurt. After all, I was kind of hoping for some weird looks, but not being thrown into the back room for an hour.

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iamsophie 13

Why on Earth would someone call security on you for eating?

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roxy15_fml 8

I've done that before. Me and a friend did it. We also took Windex bottles and put cool aid in them. Best afternoon ever.

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