By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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longsock123 7

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

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tommyfox 19

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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PhishloverA 14

You should replace windex with blue kool aid and go around squirting it in your mouth or just chug it

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acs123acs 22

Im sorry op. but thats awesome. Keep up the laughs and post to the fml community

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cna1216 15

"She's got mayonaise! Take her down!"

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GraphicAustin 8

How the hell is that disturbing the peace people need to mind their own business cus how can it bother them if they don't pay attention to what you're doing

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dashlovesjojo 7

I put blue powerade in a cleaned windex bottle and drink it in public

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OMGITSAKITTY 16

Man i always wanted to do that. But not anymore

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Toad13 7

Idk why, but I read "vanilla" as "******" and I sat there for 5 mins reading it over and over wondering what the hell ****** yogurt was and why he/she was eating it.....well now that I see its vanilla I feel like quite the idot xD

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