Miscellaneous: Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong....

By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 00:48 - Canada

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

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Same thing different taste

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By mylove - 01/05/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By noname - 07/01/2009 11:43 - France

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

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By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand

Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML

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ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 15 December 2013 10:04

Would you rather it was a different colour?

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 15 December 2013 10:03

I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~

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blackonblight 32

Monday 16 December 2013 5:36

I take it this isn't like unwrapping a set of keys on your 16th birthday and she didn't buy you a hooker?

deathrowdiesel 2

Monday 16 December 2013 6:14

Maybe she wants it for herself and gave it to you knowing you would refuse it

dannnngthatsux 19

Monday 16 December 2013 8:46

Whew, Canada! Too far south and she have been wanting him too see it on her!!!! Ewwww!

Not_Impressed13 9

Monday 16 December 2013 20:27

Was it one of hers?

trottay 9

Monday 16 December 2013 22:10

Just think, somebody at some point gave her that same present once

addie92131 1

Tuesday 17 December 2013 4:03

oooohhhh daumn

LifeHurts1134 4

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:27

Could be for the girl in your life

frod0 10

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:25

That's hot

SuperAwesomeMane 10

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:26

did you at least TRY it on? lol

usukcan 7

Saturday 27 September 2014 22:28

Give it to your girlfriend for her to use for you

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Same thing different taste

Buy your own then!

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