By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 00:48 - Canada

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Would you rather it was a different colour?

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Mirorbo 26

I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~

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yesyesnonono 10

Did you recently break both your arms?

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kellyem2 20

Please write a follow-up. I would love to know the context and/or reasoning behind this.

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sanecatlady 13

Yes, many people in Canada do. They also say "bum" to mean a person's behind. If you think that's unbelievably bizarre you're the one with a problem and you need to just get over it.

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DavidKnows 11

She wants you to stay out of HER panty drawer!

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mxij 13

Hey, maybe she thinks it will help with the crease lines

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esserskat 12

I'm 100% sure that you have tried it on OP.... Did you feel sassy?

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AliSama 17

They do make men's thongs. I would never wear one. Google it. Also in other English speaking countries thongs are sandals. However i doubt that this is the case.

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buckdharma 37

A line forms on my cheeky bum A line forms on my up and down It's stuck up my middle like a rubber band I'm a toy and I'm a man I'm 18 and I like it

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