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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

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Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

lucky

Green_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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lieuwkill1 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:57

whaahahaahaaha Mac Donald for life@!!!

rAdi0k0n 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:35

Is this really worth an FML? All I really wanted for my birthday was McDonald's anyways. I am not making this up

ElDiablo_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:28

Did you at least get a second one for 49 cents?

mardog88 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:34

This is fake

FTL 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:20

So what? How does this stuff get onto the site?

Mnemo_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:45

and...? How the hell is this a FML?

judgeymcjudge 0

Monday 18 May 2009 19:00

Whatever, man. Big Macs are awesome. I haven't had one in ages. *considers hitting the 24hr McD's*

martron3000 5

Monday 18 May 2009 19:05

This FML has made me hungry for a Big Mac....even though it's not my birthday!

bfmv_9 0

Monday 18 May 2009 20:55

aww haha that sucks. i just had my birthday too! cheers to us!

no_day_but_2day 0

Monday 18 May 2009 22:42

yummy

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