Miscellaneous: Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

lucky

Green_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

Comments

suckishfather 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:13

suck it up! god this isnt an FML at all.

moofin 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:46

This is the suckiest fml ever.

ander3w 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:27

how is this bad? big macs are delicious

bluchaosfire 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:02

you should have gotten a PC.

buggy290 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:40

ummm... why are you complaining about that!?!?! atleast you got somthing! for my last birthday, i got a textmessage saying that my boyfriend wanted to break up with me!!

eaglesfan761 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:35

i had a dream like that once!

Faminn123 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:00

Um so this is a FML why? I don't get it...

xocassylovesyou 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:15

Big macs have to many carbs. Instead of that, you should have gotten some excercise equipment for your fatass. ---Cassy

pkfit 0

Monday 15 June 2009 7:35

when i turned 19 i have a big mac too but that was to distract me for a surprise party on my house and i get lucky that night.... so yeah.... but hey cheer up maybe that comes later!