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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
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Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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austin117 0

well, look at it this way, atleast you didnt get a weight watcher packet

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theflamezbegin 0

At least your parents didn't force you to read Northanger Abbey in an attempt to convert you from Goth to Prep.

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ireadthistoomuch 0

why was this published? i have had way worse ones than that that dont get in

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blahblah444 0

lmao @ 21. hahaha.

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TheECP 1

I'm hungry, I wish I had something right now, consider yourself lucky. lol sorry jk.

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carrots38 0

much less fml, more like fyheart's life

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dizzle_doneski 0

that sucks, mcdonald's is gross...

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Petorious09 0

Did they at least put a candle on it and sing? If not, yea, FYL.

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