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what a jerk...ur're better off god knows what other rashes u would have gotten from him.
How in the world could he think a rash even looks like a hicky? Either way, he should have asked, rather than assumed. That's stupid.
Anniversaries only happen yearly douchebag.
why on earth would you have an 8 month anniversary. no wonder he broke up with you. not only does he have to put up with "bad mood" once a month but he had to pretend he loves you more for one day and waste money
And what is the boyfriend took it upon himself to buy her a gift? And do what if OP doesn't get moody on her period? Not all girls do (although I don't speak for myself). "Pretend he loves her more"? You sound very bitter.
He sounds sarcastic not bitter ...
woah stupiddd
Whatever. He sounds like a winner... psssshhht. Who needs it....
wow he sounds like an idiot, who cant tell the difference between a RASH and a HICKEY:s wtf
I love how so many people are saying that the girl deserved it for "insisting" on celebrating an eight month anniversary. Most young couples don't make it to over a year, so it's not like they can celebrate a true "anniversary". Unless you have a snappier way to say "the date each month on which an event occurred a certain time ago". Regardless, the boyfriend probably planned that.
well, someone is an arseface.
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Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.
What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.