By Jenny - 09/02/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 367
You deserved it 4 844

Same thing different taste

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FMLpleez1234 0

What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.

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what a jerk...ur're better off god knows what other rashes u would have gotten from him.

cloudbri 0

You need to forget about that zero and find yourself a hero of equal or possibly even greater value.

How in the world could he think a rash even looks like a hicky? Either way, he should have asked, rather than assumed. That's stupid.

Anniversaries only happen yearly douchebag.

why on earth would you have an 8 month anniversary. no wonder he broke up with you. not only does he have to put up with "bad mood" once a month but he had to pretend he loves you more for one day and waste money

And what is the boyfriend took it upon himself to buy her a gift? And do what if OP doesn't get moody on her period? Not all girls do (although I don't speak for myself). "Pretend he loves her more"? You sound very bitter.

Whatever. He sounds like a winner... psssshhht. Who needs it....

wow he sounds like an idiot, who cant tell the difference between a RASH and a HICKEY:s wtf

may_cause_fail 0

I love how so many people are saying that the girl deserved it for "insisting" on celebrating an eight month anniversary. Most young couples don't make it to over a year, so it's not like they can celebrate a true "anniversary". Unless you have a snappier way to say "the date each month on which an event occurred a certain time ago". Regardless, the boyfriend probably planned that.