Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Misha_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 22:14

Oh damnnn. You know what they say about muscles - use it or lose it.

stratttt 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 6:36

#212 FTW

maddog_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:52

#80 "I'm not in any particular hurry to have sex (but I do like knowing the fact that if I had really wanted to, I could have already). I just want it with a long-term girlfriend yet I'm also not looking for a long-term girlfriend" Hahahaha!! Stop the bullshit!! You just can't get any wet pussy dude! Yo OP!! Don't worry, your doctor is a bitch. You will find a nice woman who will take you the way you are and not on the size dick you got.

DeuceMacKenzie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:51

I will bed you :(

vicious_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:58

I'm sorry this happened to you, buddy. I'll sleep with you if you'd like. :D

awhcrapp 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:30

Uhm I'm thirteen and have screwed 6 girls including a 16 yr old.... Getchu you some dude.

unknownimous 0

Monday 22 November 2010 16:46

Wow ! So amazing boy ! That must have made your life way better than his, yeah ? By any chance, are you Justin Bieber ? Cuz you're so lucky to have screwed a 16 year old ***** !

unknownimous 0

Monday 22 November 2010 16:49

/irony

Xeeon 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:47

YDI

seayjoel 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:18

Damn i've heard of people getting slain by there teachers and friends but your breaking new ground getting slain by your doctor

annieannie 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:42

AhahahahahahhahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the BEST!

egaonogenki 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:18

Back in the day, your mom never changed your diapers nor bathed you?? You mean a woman OUTSIDE your family, right?

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