Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 501
You deserved it 491

Same thing different taste

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Well yeah, she doesn't wanna get dirty again.

i watched a man spend 15 mins painstakingly dripping vape juice on to a new coil before using, but y'all still can't be arsed to put even two mins into some foreplay. You just expect the sight of your dick framed by a hairy ballsack to make us swoon with desire

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Well yeah, she doesn't wanna get dirty again.

i watched a man spend 15 mins painstakingly dripping vape juice on to a new coil before using, but y'all still can't be arsed to put even two mins into some foreplay. You just expect the sight of your dick framed by a hairy ballsack to make us swoon with desire

she's just not into you anymore. time to move on.

Definitely not after I have showered. Where were you before I settled down for the night and showered. It seems silly, but if I'm home all night and available and ready, and the man doesn't show interest, doesn't offer any closeness, especially after dinner and household care then any offer after shower and bedtime is a big no. Next time offer before shower, during shower, offer to take care of something, do something that turns her on, like someone else pointed out because your penis decided okay I can stand for.this doesn't mean we feel same about your fellow in pants. We don't, just a view of a dick doesn't turn us on, most men have them, we probably have seen more penises than you think (unsolicited di*k pic) and we definitely don't get excited by the sight. More by the actions, touching, kissing, massage, a compliment, support, show some.passion. Nothing special about naked body, or naked privates, we all have one.