By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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eatpraylovee44 0

Can I meet u?!? Ahahaha

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TheFlavorGreen 5

I'm sure she's not the only one to see it. Everyones mothers have wiped their babies and seen a penis on it( if a male) and I'm sure your mom though it was fine :)

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Blakeleigh101 4

Dude that's bad

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pIchu123 0

Dude i lost my v card at 14

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GUNZnRAIGN 6

far out man this has to be one of the worst fml's ive ever read. gutts bo, hang in there

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Nhk_fml 4

I am 17 and have officially hooked up 30x more than you... So my tips are 1Buy some condoms 2go to your local pub 3chat up a hot girl and offer her a drink 4keep buying your self and her drinks till you start hooking up-trust me it will happen 5 go back to your place, have sex then go to sleep.

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EEBAL 2

What a bitch. She's supposed to be there to help.

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