By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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BabyGirlJr1 11

Ha! Wait you're a 30 yr. Old virgin!?!?

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RedCrow 0

Step 1: Rape her. Step 2: walk away.

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TehMaskedWarrior 0

Just..... From now on, just keep that to yourself, okay?

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Hotbitch2 0

While laughing at your penis size is rude, she MAY have laughed at something else, and if you're upset about the rude comments on here, then think; I just posted something incredible personal and embarrassing. Did you NOT expect trolls?

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timmy2772 0

**********, over time it makes it longer

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blink_kid 32

That doctor should be ashamed of herself. Doctors are supposed to expect people to come to them with problems that often make them insecure and worried, and shuld respond with understanding and sympathy. Not laugh. I hope you made a complaint against her.

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salesman01 0

Hit up the asian community they have short expectations below the belt lol keep your head up nothin to be ashamed of brotha!

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