By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
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youdontsay123456 21

The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/

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george_s_4 30

I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care

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jimeple 12

My first wife's issue was that once she would stand up she'd leave sweat spot on the chair. Especially embarrassing for her in church.

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DestinyNiya 33

I'd suggest you wear slip shorts underneath.

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O0hdear 21

try wearing spanx under your skirt, might help solve the problem of there's fabric in between instead of skin on skin

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zaidthunder1 27

What about those half legging things? I'm not a girl so I don't know what it's called. Maybe that'll help.

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greeneyedxx 13

I don't know what they're called either lmao

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atlien247 16

I could have gone my whole life not knowing this is a thing. Oh well, guess I've met my learning-new-things quota for the day!

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foxpug 24

Don't worry, OP. Thigh gaps are overrated and they don't make music.

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bazoo42 25

Wear bike shorts underneath the skirt.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

As a skirt aficionada, I second the slipshorts suggestions. Jockey Skimmies are my favorite. They come a wide range of sizes, and personally I find them much more comfortable than a brief-type panty. Plus I feel much more comfortable knowing there is another layer of material in the unfortunate event of a wardrobe malfunction. But if you're wearing a miniskirt they would be too long, and I'd suggest ballet/dance shorts in that case. Anyway, don't let this event deter you! Skirts/dresses rule!!

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GreatAmerican 7

I realize a bunch of people are going to call me a dick for asking this, but I'm curious. Are you fat?

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Kitouran 30

It's none of your business, and it doesn't change the FML.

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