Health: Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt....

By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML

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By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2015 13:47 - United States

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By ChrissySoltys - 02/05/2011 06:39 - Canada

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

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By andinpublictoo - 29/10/2021 22:59

Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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By Mushman - 16/03/2019 12:00

Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML

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youdontsay123456 21

Tuesday 19 April 2016 15:59

The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/

george_s_4 30

Tuesday 19 April 2016 15:57

I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care

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SillyFart 7

Wednesday 20 April 2016 5:14

Pantyhose is the cure!!! Plus you have so many guys looking at your beautiful covered legs ;)

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Wednesday 20 April 2016 6:44

lose weight

Glitterbaby2613 20

Monday 14 November 2016 21:59

u asshole how dare u say that!!!!!!

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 20 April 2016 8:42

"The skirt". Riiiight!!

sunshine103 2

Wednesday 20 April 2016 8:57

this was totally written by a guy...

sunshine103 2

Wednesday 20 April 2016 8:59

written by a guy...

Bunnyluver 20

Wednesday 20 April 2016 18:15

I add a bit of baby powder behind my thighs, but wipe a bit away so it's not too noticeable.

ftloosenfanzfree 7

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:16

When it's hot outside, I highly recommend "petti-pants." It's like a slip but with two legs like pants instead of like a normal skirt-slip.

Hangryko 29

Thursday 16 February 2023 19:24

One reason why I wear bike shorts under my skirt.

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