By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
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youdontsay123456 21

The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/

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george_s_4 30

I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care

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fohfuucba 21

If you don't like wearing spats or leggings like other commenters suggested, you can also use baby powder or the body powder from Lush - or maybe cornflour? - to powder your legs, and it stops that sort of thing happening somewhat.

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guttedbrit 26

I wear dresses regularly and when I sit down too fast or kind of 'fall/flop' onto the sofa, my legs make a noise like that. It's perfectly normal, OP. Or at least that's what I've been told!

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Infrno 10

Wear a pair of thin cotton shorts underneath.

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Rockinroyaltyx3 21

That's why you usually wear shorts under your skirt. It keeps this from happening, prevents chafing and redness. Oh and doesn't show people your ass. Do girls not do this? My mom would kick my ass/give me a lecture, if I didn't wear shorts.

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Limeila 10

What's the point of wearing a skirt if you put a short under it?!

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interesting33 36

I've never heard of people wearing shorts under unless it is a musical and they have to do high kicks or lifts or something

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I've always worn shorts under my skirts, recently slipshorts. I don't want people seeing my business in case of a wardrobe malfunction.

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8313girl 28

Very clever idea to wear shorts under the skirts. I've never heard anyone in my town doing it. Some of the girls forget to even wear panties under their skirts around here. Now that's a wardrobe malfunction and most of them you didn't want to see.

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Waxwell 21

Depending on how short the skirt, get some leggings and hem them just above the part they are covering. This'll make it so your legs don't stick to chairs or get caught together and trap the air. Hope this helps.

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andrmac 25

Little Miss Farty Skirt

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awesumous 16

Oh no! We can't let people know our secret that people fart and that it is a human thing! Especially if their a woman! We must end this THIS instant!

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Leviathene 34

I know your pain OP. When I wear dresses, I always wear black leggings underneath to stop myself from chafing and sweating (just cotton ones or I'd die, living in Australia). I don't have that thigh gap, and it stops me from wearing clothes I would like to wear. You can't let it get you down, you can make leggings look funky :)

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