By likearacehorse - 12/02/2013 22:58 - United States - Franklin Lakes

Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML
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karlcolt45 19

be proud of your stream, young Seabiscuit. it's really nothing to be embarrassed about

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pepsi_ftw 13

You should have neighed. Awe well I hope you feel less self conscious :)

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perdix 29

You ought to get a urethral muffler installed. Yeah, they make them. How would you like to be on that design project team?

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KareBear7364 5

dude who says shit like that? how weird! who cares though at least you're not farting.

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docscientist 9

Own it. And if it happens again, pee louder in defiance.

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doritowhore 9

The world would be a lot more pleasant if people could just keep their unnecessary comments to themselves-especially ones pertaining to public bathroom situations.

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luminos_ 9

I understand how you must feel OP. The trick is to start pulling out the toilet tissue in a very loud and messy manner to cover up your pee-noise.

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lmngrl889 14

or to flush and then pee!

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beanthemouse 13

Through my whole life, I never really cared about public bathroom noises. Mine or others. Beacuse I always thought everyone would expect those noises in bathrooms :/ *insert my mind is full of **** meme here* I would if replied "Well, what do you expect in a public bathroom?!?"

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buckdharma 36

Get your trainer to fit you with ear muffs next time so there's no distractions.

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GrinchFu1 27

Next time you have to pee in public just throw a couple of handfuls of toilet paper in the toilet before you sit down. The wet paper will act as sort of a buffer between your pee and the water. The pee hits the wet paper and it won't sound so loud. Problem solved :-)

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billyz77 24

Interesting trick, 34. I think I'll give that a try next time I gotta piss at three in the morning and don't want to wake my wife who is sleeping on the other side of a very thin wall.

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GrinchFu1 27

The trick is to start peeing before all the paper is wet. I should have stated that earlier, lol.

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tika12991 15

I think I would have got a 2 litre bottle of water and started pouring it down the toilet, then 'accidentally' spilt some on the floor near the cubicle she was in. Then yelled out "MAN, can't believe I missed AGAIN!" The water would have some yellow food colouring in it, of course :-P

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MisterEx 28

Apologize to her, and suggest that it won't make as much noise if it was going down her throat.

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