Miscellaneous: Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom...

By likearacehorse - 12/02/2013 22:58 - United States - Franklin Lakes

Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Shy bowels

By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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Mexican Standoff

By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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**** OFF, thanks

By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:03

be proud of your stream, young Seabiscuit. it's really nothing to be embarrassed about

pepsi_ftw 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:59

You should have neighed. Awe well I hope you feel less self conscious :)

Comments

lazy_girl 12

Wednesday 13 February 2013 15:32

People really need to learn how to use their verbal filters because apparently, they feel the need to tell you exactly what they think of your pee volume... like their opinion on the matter MUST be heard! How bored can these people possibly be with themselves if they can't seem to mind their own business? They're rude, and inconsiderate... FYL for sure!

billyz77 24

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:13

Well said, 58. That's a situation where it's best that people keep their thoughts to themselves.

interesting33 36

Wednesday 13 February 2013 22:45

Yes I agree with you 58!

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 13 February 2013 16:15

Geez who does that? Every person is different. Next time tell them to eff of and mind their own business.

TacoBelle 8

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:03

Tell them if they don't shut up you will pee into a cup and pour it on them. People shouldn't be so rude and you shouldn't have to be afraid of going to the bathroom.

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:02

I don't use public restrooms. they can't be trusted lol

VolleyAly 14

Wednesday 13 February 2013 21:24

Look up Mark Elliot... He spoke at my school and should make you feel a little bit better!

Chappers10 1

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:23

Hahaha! You got to admit though, pretty witty of her to come up with horse noises

simoncat 11

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:58

Wow. SOME people just can't figure out how that thought filter works. What dumbfucks. I'm sorry that insensitive people mentioned something so intimate and so ridiculously stupid to comment on...thinking it their business. Racehorse noises? Yeah, maybe you should've whinnied or neighed- she started the idiocy. Better yet, kick in her stall.