By likearacehorse - 12/02/2013 22:58 - United States - Franklin Lakes

Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 614
You deserved it 3 205

Same thing different taste

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be proud of your stream, young Seabiscuit. it's really nothing to be embarrassed about

You should have neighed. Awe well I hope you feel less self conscious :)

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dontpanic_fml 32

It's hard; try to live life independent of the petty remarks made by people so hollow in their own lives that they must cut away at strangers. To this day I can't use water fountains without being self conscious due to constant mocking remarks about my drinking technique made by a teacher of mine in elementary school. I hope you know though that miserable remarks by strangers don't mean anything.

hanymandy 6

Just pee slower then it will be quieter

KiddNYC1O 20

I hate it when people breath heavy or stand next to me at the urinals.

1. cover water in bowl with toilet paper 2. pee quietly 3. ??? 4. PROFIT

the problem isn't yours, it's the idiot in the next stall's. don't let their neurosis effect your life

When I'm in the bathroom I usually don't listen to how loud people pee

I would of told her bitch stfu do your business because I'm trying to do mines.

Look at it this way.. If the ONLY complaint people have about you is how loudly you pee, you must be a pretty awesome person!

Peeing loudly is normal and fine!! And that sounds like it was the girl's problem - not yours - as most people would not be so rude.