By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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missanderson813 4

I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.

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Enslaved 36

Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):

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robert76 5

Try not jumping all over him when he accidentally leaves the toilet seat up and maybe he won't take a piss with it down anymore. Of all things to get pissy about (hehe, pissy), women seem to think they own the toilet.

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likeaarbear 1

Awww hell that is so nasty! Ew. Sorry OP :P

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Trishy_c 5

It's ok my 26 year old brother still manages to miss the toilet every time even with the seat up -_-

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Kar98 6

Little do you know that since you're spending hours in the bathroom and roll your eyes and hiss at him when he wants to take a leak while you're doing your makeup, he's taken to pissing in the kitchen sink.

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kiljoy01 2

It happens. Watch south park the reverse cow girl episode explains it all

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ZachIsThe1 0

You girls got it easy, you always get a slam dunk when you piss. For us dudes, we are always shooting from the three-point line.

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