By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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missanderson813 4

I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.

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Enslaved 36

Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):

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yuri63f6 7

Aimbot. He will be able to hit the target without looking... Or being in the same room!

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luststarrr 22

Should've toilet trained him before marriage - YDI.

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Incogneterpeter 1

Peeing on the seat isn't acting like a child it happens you can't control how it comes out but if he does pee on the seat then he should clean it up not cleaning it up is acting like a child

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Marrii_fml 5

Ewww I hella hate that...my husbands the same way. FYL & FML lol.

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meganhead 0

every time you clean it up, the tissue should land on his pillow.

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michaeljcaboose 7

You need to teach him to pee sitting down and facing the toilet, OP. That's why the toilet was designed with a little shelf on it for his comic book and chocolate milk!!!

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mdds 2

I would think you would remember to put the seat up by now

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rj33445 4

It's not that controllable for some of us lol

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