By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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missanderson813 4

I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.

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Enslaved 36

Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):

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BobbieH 19

I guess you could look at as at least the seat is down! As a male I've never understood why it's difficult to lift the seat to pee and put it down when you're done. It's not a hardship, it's 2 seconds, if that. I just think its respectful to the women in your life.

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archenemybtch 0

Finally, a man with some sense!!! :)

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abibaby 0

Imagine that, I had to have the se conversation with my 28 yr husband on two separate occasions this week as well

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shahroni1 3

you also pee on toilet seat and see the reaction of your husband.

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lil_mama522 0

I just got used to wiping it down before I sat, assumed it was just the cost of living with a boy

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THEsuperMANLYman 10

The only reason he misses is because he's using the toilet the wrong way,sheesh hadn't anyone watch southpark.

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rillastyle 1

You want it down I bet

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JOEGERNAUTT 1

It's not as easy as it looks. It's hard to aim that thing sometimes :)

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Vert90 11

Okay, every guy pisses on the seat from time to time. It's like a nozzle that's unpredictable. I pee on the seat quite often, but I clean it off so as to not make it nasty. It's not much of an FML, you can see the piss on the seat and wipe it.

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triggerit 5

Do not beg him anymore... Just help him...

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Lord_Nord 4

It's like a fire hose not an eye dropper! Don't expect any miracles :)

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