By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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missanderson813 4

I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.

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Enslaved 36

Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):

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BunBunBabe 8

27 is the new 17 in guy years

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Snafuusmc 12

Sometimes when you an itch down there while peeing you seem to scratch it along with missing the toilet. I know I'm not the only that hasn't done that? Or you sneeze while going?

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sammyscrazza 6

If you girls even knew... It just sprays like a shotgun its not our fault

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archenemybtch 0

Why is everyone saying that she needs to put the seat up when she's done? The toilet has a seat and lid for a reason--to be put back down.

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archenemybtch 0

If it was meant to stay lifted up, there would be no seat or lid. It would just be a big open hole. People put the lid back on everything else when they're finished with things. The toilet should also be one of those things!

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hateevryone 14

Give him a whooping next time lol.

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awalker2782 5

It's called splash back it's not necessarily all piss. When the stream hits the water sometimes the water splashes out and lands on the seat. Happens to me alot. Course I wipe the seat if it happens.

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tammy0312 6

Omg I'm going through the same thing and he's turning 28 next month smh tsktsk

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