Miscellaneous: Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street...

By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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You deserved it 5 466

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By Evra - 23/01/2015 07:39 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 592

By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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You deserved it 6 005

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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You deserved it 5 898

That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 388

You deserved it 95

By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 701

You deserved it 5 658

By Lookalike - 12/05/2014 14:38 - United States - Nitro

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 482

You deserved it 5 514

By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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You deserved it 3 795

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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You deserved it 685

By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 386

You deserved it 4 651

Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 505

You deserved it 168

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Friday 21 March 2014 5:02

post a pic op! must see!

alicespoons 17

Friday 21 March 2014 5:04

Step 1: Post a side by side photo. Step 2: Become famous.

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FemskyD 26

Friday 21 March 2014 9:05

Smiles are free =D

vandahalas_fml 11

Friday 21 March 2014 9:39

Pic or didn't happen

DenBriZel 31

Friday 21 March 2014 10:23

Meow I hate you.

InsaneBolt 7

Friday 21 March 2014 11:11

Good.

JR7ISME 18

Friday 21 March 2014 11:45

Could it be that it's because you look like grumpy cat?

catsmeow123 11

Friday 21 March 2014 11:45

Did they ask for your autograph?

tompou6 19

Friday 21 March 2014 12:24

Wow, just wow.

Liva_cc 5

Friday 21 March 2014 12:28

I have a strong urge to see a photo of you right now.

iateapenguin 27

Friday 21 March 2014 13:06

Aww, but Grumpy Cat is so cute!

Zerox19a 2

Friday 21 March 2014 13:18

how bout you smile a bit

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, I have to show my boss daily reports on my work over the last three months. She told me this yesterday. They're mandatory, but nobody has ever wanted to see them in the three years I've been working here, so I have long since stopped doing them. It's now 3 am, I start work at 7.30, and I'm not even close to done. FML

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Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML

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Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

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Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I'll be moving to a different state in a few months for a new job. He now refers to me as his "girlfriend for now". FML

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Same thing different taste

That Netflix show

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Hi Zach!

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