Miscellaneous: Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street... - FML

By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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By Evra - 23/01/2015 07:39 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By Lookalike - 12/05/2014 14:38 - United States - Nitro

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

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By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Friday 21 March 2014 5:02

post a pic op! must see!

alicespoons 17

Friday 21 March 2014 5:04

Step 1: Post a side by side photo. Step 2: Become famous.

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Lang88 13

Saturday 22 March 2014 2:25

Take that as a compliment not as an insult

BabyrooKid 11

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:56

British Grumpy Cat would have told them to piss off.

dkbooboo 3

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:15

turn tht frown upside down. :)

blackonblight 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:15

"So you're saying I look miserable. Thank you so much for pointing this out, you have vastly improved my day by informing me perfect strangers will consider my life terrible simply by seeing my face." I would not be able to stop with the jerkass comments if it were me, OP. If you managed to keep your temper and not go Marvin the Paranoid Android rant mode on them, then kudos to you.

paramor3 23

Sunday 23 March 2014 15:44

You're famous!

TcheQ 12

Monday 24 March 2014 3:18

Welcome to the club of chronic teenage bitchface. I'm a member, and a guy.

sanecatlady 13

Friday 28 March 2014 4:01

"And you look a lot like Ugly Human".

galactictoast13 22

Friday 30 May 2014 18:02

Thats so awesome

Shadow9876 19

Wednesday 9 March 2016 7:40

Are you Peter Capaldi?

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