Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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You deserved it 14 827

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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You deserved it 22 314

By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 070

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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You deserved it 456

By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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You deserved it 1 098

By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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You deserved it 631

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 062

lsd_25 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

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1happymummy 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 20:57

I called my mum that once. :/

Horcruxer 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:17

And that's bad??

winterlies 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:30

I once called my sister love x.x embarassing.

justin4521 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:31

I called my teacher mom, in front of the while class!

insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:32

Well... were they hot? Lol

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:39

Nice one. Called mine mom once. It was only because I held my hand up so long, that that by the time I got to ask my question my mind had wondered.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:50

I accidentally called most my teachers "mom" back in elementary numerous times. Especially when I really had to use the little boy's room.

gkffmfnfnfnxxnxn 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:59

Bless

dehumanizer3000 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:21

A+

jamez1994 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:26

It's better than calling her mommy!

nickkingcool 0

Monday 9 January 2012 5:15

u caught a fish

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Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML

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