Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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You deserved it 14 827

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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You deserved it 16 543

By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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You deserved it 22 314

By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 070

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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You deserved it 456

By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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You deserved it 631

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 062

lsd_25 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

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FortuneCookie3 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:26

but its saturday...

anjtrg_1112 23

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:16

The FMLs are moderated so there aren't any like "Tudaii My Boyfraan Broke Up With Mee Fml!!!" Sometimes they take a day or two to be posted.

Lis_Sal 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:27

You should be glad you have teachers you feel like calling ''babe''. All I want to call my teachers is old man.

l0v3p4in 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:28

Freudian slip?

littlemsweirdo 12

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:18

That awkward moment when... :) Haha. Laughed so hard at thisFML. I bet she was offended. Apologize and you wil be fine

techman321 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:31

i've called mine gramma...a few times...

coolgirl44 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:07

Oh cool, next time call her Grandma.

Nyolia 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:13

It's funny, my friend purposely calls teachers babe. Creepy part is that they started too back.

DaMan25 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:15

Dude its Saturday? What school do you go to?

Hacim95 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:17

Happened to me before except I called my teacher "Mom." Slips happen Haha

permo182 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:31

That's okay. At my graduation, we were driving away, and I blew a kiss at one of mine.

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Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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