Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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lsd_25 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

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david12z 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:36

Just say they reminded you of the pig babe

YourBabyGirlRav 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:09

Who said the teacher was a girl?

Zbrah 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:34

I do it all the time, except I say it on purpose.....

reldnahceus 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:53

I've done the same thing.. Lol

InYourAtmosphere 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:05

"Accidentally." Stop trying to start a porno.

julian24245 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:21

And that's how you get to be top of the class.

phuckejiu 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:24

and then what happen

non_finisher 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:38

Wow....

barbiegirl491 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:04

Creeeeepy

jontel 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:09

Probably the most awkward thing that could happen did she notice

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Today, I invited a friend over and showed him my collectible action figures. He also collects the ones I do. There was this one particular rare one I own, and he was quite fascinated by it. It mysteriously vanished after he went home. He claims to know nothing about it, and got pissed for accusing him. FML

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Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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