Health: Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe....

By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Handle with care

By Bad day to be my toes - 08/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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Sliced and diced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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jchansfan 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 15:36

You really arern't very bright, are you? :P

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:32

Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can

Comments

brittanu 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:54

it's no big- most chicks shave their toes/ top of their foot. say you hit your toe on something.

G_thelegend 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:07

so whats so bad about hair on yourtoes? just shave the others and wait untilit heals, cover it with a bandaid

princev 0

Friday 1 April 2011 20:43

my big toe hairs are 4 inches long. I can almost wrap them around my toe

MilliIshAwesome 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:11

you have hair EVERYWHERE on you body except for your lips and the bottoms of your hands and feet. so all the people who are makin a big deal out of it can just shut up cause they have hair on their toes too.

DianaElise10 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:37

lol I've done that before. and tons of girls have hairy toes

PillowMonster8 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 9:56

haha exactly the same with me , I'm probably the whitest girl ever , I have red hair but my etebrows legs armpits toes etc are a dark brown my toes are really that hairy but because I have darker hair I shave them

Sadielovesyou 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:25

yeah I'm Puerto Rican and Italian mixed so I shave my toes too! a lot of people do it it's not uncommon!

TrIIckShot 2

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:34

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................giggity

harttyrelly 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:33

It's a sign

LinaLyssic 12

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:27

It's just a little cut, you're overreacting. Everyone has hair on their toes and I know enough people who shave it, it happens to everyone. A little bit of hair and a tiny cut is not a reason why your life sucks...