Health: Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

By CaoiiBieber - 17/07/2011 19:15 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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JayBear14 11

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

how does that work?

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Monday 18 July 2011 0:58

i had trouble clicking this...

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lextheplex 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:50

go ham!!! LMAO

danceparty8 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:51

let's hope it's not the pointy side down your throat

kiaralove53 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:53

It took me so long to get to this FML on my iPhone...

JesusFishTaco 5

Monday 18 July 2011 7:30

46-It only took me fourteen tries.

pink_raindrops 26

Monday 18 July 2011 0:56

I think you need to stop getting hot and bothered over your dinner.

lmaoatall 6

Monday 18 July 2011 1:22

maybe it was the best piece of beef op has ever had!

moizamora 7

Monday 18 July 2011 1:02

hmm I wonder what was going through your mind

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 18 July 2011 1:04

you must of been pretty hungry to end up shoving it down your throat

XxThrasherxX 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:06

Did you poke your ubula?

2ndSucks 15

Monday 18 July 2011 1:10

A day to remember ftw. You rock!

wild_n_out 8

Monday 18 July 2011 3:05

the **** is a ubula? it's uvula

markiesharkie 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:33

adtr! my fav album by them >.

lmaoatall 6

Monday 18 July 2011 1:11

did you swallow or spit? o sorry, thought you said dork.

deathbreadstick 10

Monday 18 July 2011 2:31

.......

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 18 July 2011 4:54

dork ?

SeedlessMe 13

Monday 18 July 2011 8:27

64, I thought it was funny! Do these two not know what a dork is? Hahaa I'm confused as to why they're so confused.......

steven107 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:54

haha nice!

ladeizy 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:16

You mean like in Spongebob when Squidward cant breathe because he swallowed a fork and so then Patrick came and saved him???

chiddy_bang71 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:17

or a knife

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