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By CaoiiBieber - 17/07/2011 19:15 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 22:00 - United States - Benson

Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

how does that work?

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Monday 18 July 2011 0:58

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chaoticnh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:23

the devils schlong is also pointy like a fork, but he's not that big, so he compensates by carrying around a big pitchfork

ArsenalFan12 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:29

what was so exciting that you needed to scratch your throat

ArsenalFan12 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:29

what was so exciting that you needed to scratch your throat

pooyoyo 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:34

chainsaw!!!! vroom vroom Anything can fit in the biebers mouth!

bananaburger 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:36

that's pretty forked up!

tylenol123 0

Monday 18 July 2011 5:53

that was dumb:/

iMagzzzy 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:37

Thats a pretty weird fetish.

soulfulemo 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:06

who said it was a fetish

carnage1108 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:41

35, You do realize a pickle is just a cucumber soaked in vinegar right?

therealjb99 7

Monday 18 July 2011 2:47

wat?????

manbearpig7173 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:56

At least you're practicing...?

Nosah 3

Monday 18 July 2011 3:00

There are special kinds of cucumbers for making pickles.

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