Health: Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There... - FML

By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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By aubrey - 14/10/2017 01:30

Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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FFML_314 11

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:57

OP YDI for smoking

keekah 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:57

Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.

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beastwill64 16

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:32

that's what you get for smoking

ladiesMan917 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:13

sux 4 U

krissybear13 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 9:36

that's what you get for smoking!

jewelsfml 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:57

at least that's not like my sister, she was so doped up that she passed out w a lit cig and woke w a hole burned in her belly...she never woke while it seared her flesh...fml

madaoxsan 9

Friday 18 November 2011 0:30

I love how many people are saying YDI I really wonder how many of you are overweight and have clogged arteries and the like. or other such things from your vices. just because it's socially more acceptable doesn't make any vice or bad habit better for you to harp on others for doing. but that's just logic sans hypocrisy. Ignore it. It'll help you sleep better at night :]

Sk8trlover19 3

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:27

All I can say is that sucks but hey it's your life so if you want that hey go for it and don't listen to people because its your life

greendpop 3

Sunday 27 May 2012 3:50

YDI

Brujo666 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:18

**** you douchers saying ydi for someone exercising their freedom to decide how to live THEIR OWN LIFE. Like any of you holier then thou ******* are perfect.

giggitygoo12 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 1:54

YDI smoking is bad

GingerHedgedog 8

Tuesday 12 March 2013 14:21

Tony Stark like this =p

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