By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML
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Christopher723 0

Lucky neighbors!

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Asstazztic 8

She wanted to make herself feel welcome lol

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seanreddog 4

Big ****** deal. unless it was crotchless panties...

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seanreddog 4

...Or you dingdong hangin out. Or both... don't want that mental image. Dafp.

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pancakesfordinne 0

in soviet Russia, it's ******* cold so we wore clothes 24 hours a day

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smiles4life 1

how do u put a profile pic on this retarded thing???? 

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boating_guy 33

PICS or it didn't happen pretty sure ur new neighbors enjoyed the show though...unless ur ugly

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justj2010 0

aprons rock. you don't have to worry about getting paint & stuff on your clothes. except no clothes underneath. hmmm

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seanreddog 4

Seriously is this an Fml because someone saw your legs? And I thought I was an uptight conservative ******...

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Bubbelz 25

41, log in @ a computer :)

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Brittneyyyy 7

It's not like you were completely naked...

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Mtrenchlvr 0

people could just think it's a bikini .. unless you're like wearing a thong . but what's with te apron?

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NzxtZ06 0

how is this an fml? and by the way OP, I would love some pics of that apron, with you still in it of course

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Haileyw15 0

Lol. I did something like that before. But wtf with the apron? :o

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glider23 0

NIce to meet you neighbor! *slaps ass*

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ThisLoverSoChola 0

#35-you are my favorite on here, BY FAR OP- Haha.. so you didn't here me whistling?..DAMMIT.. well i tried ^.^

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W3BD3V 0

no better way to say "welcome to the neighbourhood" ;)

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losers_inc 0

she was wearing an apron so it doesn't even matter if they were crotchless OP is just over reacting

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

hey 101. in soviet Russia nobody gives a donkeyshit about you! :D

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bonicr 0

How ****ing retarded do you have to be to walk outside in underwear? You deserve it...

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FarSide 22

Please tell us you are not 600 pounds and have never shaved.

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Loosifur 0

fml for not being there. ydi for telling me about it. D:

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Sniper3000 0

some 1 explain wat this fml means.....

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PredyJessica 0

this reply makes me laugh because i had to read the comments to get it!

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lets_be_ian 5

@101 - actually I thought it was a quite clever twist on the tired ass played out soviet russia jokes. If you don't know then you don't know. ignore it.

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Eventrixis 0

In Australia tank tops are quite common for men. Although that may be due to our weather. They're also referred to as 'wife beaters'.

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palatapus 0

so did anyone notice?

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theChupacabras 0

hey freeze, where do u get those pics from? they're hilarious.

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kk2krazee 0

It's happened to me a few times too!

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Darko21 5

Wish I was there with you having that much junk in the trunk!

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superman0000 0

118 nice ass ;)

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Christopher723 0

Lucky neighbors!

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babygurl91695 2

Well if she is attractive and was wearing a thong theeenn lucky neighbors if she had granny patties on and she is not so attractive the not so lucky neighbors :D

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madaoxsan 9

OP's housewarming gift: 1 bottle of wine 2 packs of condoms 4 horny neighbors of either gender

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jo929 6

ydi. put your clothes on before you scare your new neighbors

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Lorysa 11

That sucks! o_O I wonder how you didn't notice.

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Massdebater 1

#1 is so on the same wavelength as me!! was just about to say that!!

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ArtIsResistance7 1

I understand OP. There's nothing like the feeling of the breeze on your crotch...

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superman0000 0

isn't the OP a girl.????

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Girl's have crotches too... Oh, and in my world, X == 8. XXXX = Beer, therefore, X = Beer/4.

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