By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24

OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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LozzieDumpling 11

I've done something similar to that with my boyfriend ages ago. Just apologise and leave him alone and I'm sure he'll get over it

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Yovany27 9

I would of hit you in the vag too! And apologize later with another hit to the vag lol

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qwertycode 19

Today, my wife punched me in the face. She said it was an accident and tried to cuddle, but then she kneed me in the balls. FML

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SpartyOnWayne 18

That's nuts, OP. You might have come off as a dick.

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SookyLala 13

you know what you need to do now? step 2 feet away, say youre sorry and go grab the poor man a beer haha

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Drnknmonkey08 12

that's how we solve things in our house ha ha an apology and beer!

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe not moving when talking to him in bed would be a good idea

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tigerzroze 16

Sadly, I am not very aware of my movements and tend to hit my husband a lot by mistake, he watches my movement now to make sure I don't hit him, and it doesn't help that I am super animated when I talk either. Hopefully he understood :-(

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Drnknmonkey08 12

sounds like this is a daily occurrence and a little sad that he has to watch your movements so he doesn't get hit? maybe you should start calming down and be less energetic and more considerate of "personal" space. this reminds me more of what an immature teenager does in relationships than a grown adult who is married

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tigerzroze 16

I should add that he also likes to sneak up on me to scare me a lot of the times for fun, so he asks for it about half the time. Also I grew up in a household with a father who used to use sign language a lot even when speaking, so I tend to gesture a lot from my upbringing as well. I am considerate of his space, and it is something I have personally been trying maintain better, however it is 26 years that I have to undo, not as easy as you may think. Also it is not a daily occurance either. Still happens more then I would like.

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lovelockdown23 23

I say he's your husband and he is obviously working around the situation like any good husband does. I bet you guys have a lot of good stories to tell. lol. I don't see it as immature at all.

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Drnknmonkey08 12

lol I sign too and you do not use THAT big of gestures to invade someone's personal space that you wind up hitting them. so that's just an excuse. not only that but he may sneak up on you and scare you but to say "he has it coming to him" can be taken as abusive behavior and the fact that you end up hitting him on "accident" majority of the time can be misinterpreted the wrong way. also, he may grow sick of it and decide he can't live with it anymore unless you change it. all around it sounds like an immature situation.

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tigerzroze 16

It is far from an "abusive situation" there is no intentional hitting going on, when you sneak up behind someone and scare them, you need to expect that the other person may actually get scared and turn around too fast sometimes, in the process accidently hitting you. (Also might as well throw tickling in there, god I hate that). As for the fact I used sign growing up, well i am not sure if you actually grew up with sign or not, but I watched my dad sign from the time I was a baby, Both of us use a lot of hand movement when speaking just normally, not even signing, I am not overlly hyper, or energetic, actually quite far from it, i am just very expressive when I speak. My husband never really gets hurt, and it only happens every so often, and less often now after having been married for 4 years. As for us having an immature relationship, no, we just actually have fun together and play around a lot, taking yourself to seriously will just leave you unhappy.

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