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By tobuscus9412 - 28/06/2016 11:37

Today, I "accidentally" kissed another girl while wasted at a party. My friend convinced me being honest was the right thing to do, so I told my girlfriend. She broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Well you can sort of see her point - this time it was an "accidental" kiss. Next time it might be an "accidental" anal threesome. Once she can't trust you it's going to end badly.

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mkmon7 21

Do you really expect anyone to feel bad for you for cheating? Smh FHL because now she might have trouble trusting guys... YDI

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tbrill 15

Honestly the whole quotations thing is what really killed it for you, OP. YDI. Sorry.

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Ise_fml 6

You did the right thing in telling her the truth. It's not fair to keep it from her. She did the right thing in leaving you, because she couldn't handle it - and that's okay. Hopefully you can find someone who will suit you so well, that you won't "accidentally" kiss other girls. Or you have to consider never putting yourself in a position where you get so drunk that you make mistakes.

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GummyJellyfish 12

kinda sucks that your friend had to coerce you into telling the truth, you should re-evaluate your life and who you are as a person and think hard before you move forward in life

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GhostFox 33

Unless you were so drunk that you couldn't move and a girl took advantage to kiss you, you 100% deserve to be ditched and to become publicly known as a cheating asshole. The way you phrased it indicates that not only were you the one to initiate it, but that you were fully aware of what you were doing. More than that, you don't regret that you did it, but that you got caught. Instead of feeling bad that you cheated, you're angry that your friend is a decent human being and told you that your now ex-girlfriend deserved the truth, and that you are now single. You are a toxic, spoiled brat and I hope that karma hits you hard in a very public way.

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brenton490 19

This is your walk of shame .... shame...shame...shame...

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writerchic85 25

Explain how it was an accident? Did you think this girl was your girlfriend? Did you trip and fall into her lips? Being drunk doesn't mean anything you do is an accident.

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unluckyblackcat9 8

Really hard to "accidentally" kiss someone. Alcohol isn't an excuse to cheat,you chose to do that of your own free will. FHL for getting hurt and possibly developing trust problems because of you. You deserved to get dumped.

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Korra_fml 23

The quotes in this really send up a red flag that it was on purpose... but I have heard of people getting so drink they mistook someone else as their boyfriend/girlfriend and legitimately thought it was them, which if that we the case then I could still call this an accident... but those quotes make this seem highly unlikely

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