Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By I said whaat - 18/12/2012 16:50

Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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skorka 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 11:57

It's ok, we all mke mistakes sometimes

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 18 December 2012 12:01

Does this mean you're on the naughty list?

Comments

smartman136 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 21:13

Its to show them how life and the real world is. Pick them up and slam them down like a one hundred pound line backer.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:01

Don't you worry, op, his belly saves his bottom.

ktwynn 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 4:43

I once heard a bunch of grotesque bathroom noises coming out of the men's room at the mall and then saw a very relieved looking mall Santa walk out. Good times.

mvc3ftw 17

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:23

Mall santa down! Mall santa down!

sgtcxelite 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 0:40

If you just walked away and left him there without apologizing, then you deserve it. If you were helping him up and apologizing, then they're all just assholes.