Work: Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore...

By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By illuminatzi - 03/10/2015 02:32 - United States - Temple

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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Five bucks

By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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Where's my stuff?

By freezingtodeath - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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juega12847 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:17

That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.

jackkerouc9 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:27

Where the **** do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.

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enlitenbank 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 13:23

Work place "Bullying" is illegal you know. Dont know under what law it goes under, but my ex's mom got a huge load of cash out bitches being bitches to her.

ubuntunix 1

Sunday 13 September 2009 13:45

How is that even funny?

Anonchick 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 14:21

this is literally the dumbest FML I've ever read... and i've read all of them... seriously who the hell cares??? can i please have my ten seconds back?

l0v3t0h8 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:06

so dumb that you took the time to reply to it.

JacobP 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 14:42

Take a joke. :O

ijrnelson 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 14:59

that sucks, that is almost as bad as one time i bumbed into a sideboard, man my knee hurt for 10 seconds.

imzo 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:26

Man up.

_YDI 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:41

Wow you're a loser. Maybe if you had friends this would't happen, it also would't happen if you were dead. Please go kill yourself

mia367 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:41

WTH! This is FML?

badfaller 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:10

i hate how stupid FML's like this get published but when i have an FML of me falling off my bike face first into a pile of dog shit, and then getting chased by a dog, its not FML material