Intimacy: Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML - FML

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Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

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RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

Oh na na what's my name

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

That awkward moment when...

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j3ebrules 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:51

ROTFLMFAO!!!! OMG How did your lover react? This is freaking hilarious.

Astroashton92 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:14

You will never love until you have loved yourself. KUDOS!!

MSvictoria 0

Monday 16 January 2012 1:05

Moaning names during sex is pointless to me but hey people get to a state of mind where they can't think correctly when having sex which is why you said your own name out loud, but it would be a good idea next time if you said your girls name out loud instead of yours.

chesoes 8

Monday 16 January 2012 7:44

Heyyy you lovve yourself(; i dont think its such a bad thing

smalllls 3

Saturday 28 January 2012 23:04

Ahahahahaha this made me crack up

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Monday 30 January 2012 3:01

Hmmmm somebody's cocky ;)

Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:40

It's ok to love yourself but not that much

TriztenJ 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 2:45

He replies "oh nd who's THAT???"

Ohmybuuda 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 4:39

Just keep having sex ;)

k8023 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:15

Your lucky. During sex I called out my ex boyfriends name

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