Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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Same thing different taste

Cooked

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 03:00

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Kellz - 20/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML

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By crystalwho - 20/01/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

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By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Justy101 23

Monday 7 September 2015 23:08

Who knows, maybe you've discovered an amazing new breakfast cereal.

Emmiii_fml 18

Monday 7 September 2015 23:09

Salty milk and soft chips, yum! I hope you didn't waste too many chips, OP :p

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foxmatrix15 8

Monday 7 September 2015 23:12

And WA-LA you created a new LAY CHIPS Flavor

cyanidesandwich 21

Wednesday 9 September 2015 9:02

It's voila...

elektra2 16

Monday 7 September 2015 23:16

Your life is ****** because you accidently dropped milk on your chips? Whoa!

daddysgirl243 21

Monday 7 September 2015 23:19

that could be a new cereal

Grayness_ 26

Monday 7 September 2015 23:20

Is Monday.

elektra2 16

Monday 7 September 2015 23:20

Your think your life is screwed because you accidently put milk on some chips? Whoa!

dirty_dan_ 15

Monday 7 September 2015 23:20

That's disgusting man. I hope you threw it away

silversolo 15

Monday 7 September 2015 23:23

I feel like that's something I would do.

I_Like_Dogs 28

Monday 7 September 2015 23:24

Monday is a hell of a drug

cstevens87 8

Monday 7 September 2015 23:33

Why aren't all FMLs this short?

djm2010 8

Monday 7 September 2015 23:46

You better not have ruined a perfectly good bowl of hot cheetos.

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