Animals: Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was...

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Miss Pissy

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML

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Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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PuntingYoshi 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:09

What were you supposed to do? Have a funeral?

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 12 December 2010 16:12

Stupid PETA. Were they expecting you to give it a funeral?

Comments

kattyeyedkay 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:47

Wow. Are there cameras that could have caught them?? I would totally hunt them down and have them pay for the damages...

kattyeyedkay 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:51

Also, katplayer seems to play minecraft and is therefore awesome...

MrBobby_fml 7

Friday 18 March 2011 5:28

What? It was a SQUIRREL? Why WOULD you stop? And how the hell did anyone know you ran over a squirrel?

redmnky21 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:28

who cares its just a squirl... i love animals... but not even i}sd stop for a squirl... a cat or a dog... of course

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 10:37

Penis Erected Towards Anus?

arin2009 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:57

PEKA !!!!!!

poseidon1 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:43

You should of eaten it (people eating tasty animals)

friedeggyolive 7

Saturday 31 December 2011 4:13

Why would you stop? You don't have to stop for squirrels. You don't even have to stop for raccoons! Just housepets and deer. And cows, I imagine..

OliviaRose884 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:53

its a squirrel. get over it. they over populate anyways

Icequeen102990 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:13

Good for them! You should have tried to aviod it... Or stopped just for a min to see if it was ok...

Linaelle 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:17

Oh yeah, avoid it ! Rear-tail as much cars as you want, but avoid it ! In case you couldn't, stop, scream, tear your clothes and hair in grief and throw yourself in front of the next car as you will never be able to atone ! (OK, I'm a little over the top here. Seriously, if he ran over the squirrel, it's pretty much dead... I don't see the point in stopping, and just because he didn't stop doesn't mean OP has no respect for animal life whatsoever.)