Transportation: Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 20:00

Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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STOP!

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 16:21 - United States - Mount Carmel

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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aardvarkish 16

Friday 14 May 2010 1:53

A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...

orangesodaftw 0

Friday 14 May 2010 0:43

Sucks to be you, OP.

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lovinit5683 0

Friday 14 May 2010 23:20

#15 they can probably do worse to you but if they can't than I don't see how it can be much worse but still,,..

fartacus 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 3:49

it's "unmarked" not "undercover", if it were "undercover" you wouldn't know that they were an officer. sheesh.

mysterious829 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:34

Oh man, OP, I feel you. I went through the saaaaaaaame thing at 13.

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 18 May 2010 7:33

you were driving at 13?!? where was this??

skikid 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:15

haha that must jave sucke!!! LMFAO

wriptidez 0

Friday 22 October 2010 18:42

stuff happens

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:27

How is that worse than rear-ending a regular car?

bigbubbamike 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:01

double f your life

mellophone21 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:10

At least he didn't have to turn his lights on

superbubbles 4

Friday 7 September 2012 7:00

The scientific term is ghost car.

myamaxine 0

Tuesday 18 September 2012 12:25

you accidentally did, its not like grand theft auto where cops will come chasing after you just for hitting their car. hope you had insurance !

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