STOP!
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It wasn't a miss. TEN POINTS!
Probably too busy trying to text, or some other similarly stupid shit.
50 points if you hit the pig too :)
Accidentally means it wasn't really OP's fold.
Except it was.
From experience, I know that all sorts of things magically pop up while you're driving. I think it's because my car is a wizard though. He makes poles and trees come out of thin air all the time! Or maybe it was that hit of LSD I took before I went on a drive..either way, my car is a wizard.
I can't figure out a single way in which you don't deserve this. I hope you got pulled over and ticketed.
In OP's defense, they did say it was an accident. It's not like OP was like "**** the police" and ran the cop over.
Accident or not op should be paying attention to the road. how do you miss a big red octagon in a police officers hand? Honestly if op misses something that obvious I am scared what else they may miss, such as a small child...
66, the OP failed geometry. He can recognize a pentagon but anything more than five sides and things get fuzzy. As for hitting children think how many sides a pedestrian crossing sign has.
Not all children use the pedestrian crossing though, and they definitely are more complex than a pentagon.
Its okay the ones with the white outlines are "optional".
I don't want to sound stupid. But. For real ?!?! 0.o or you being sarcastic ? Lol
It's sarcasm, a STOP sign always means 'come to a complete halt and look all ways before proceeding' or something very similar.
I totally thought of that the instant I read it!
grayness, I'm referencing another FML.
It was a reference to an old, and funny, FML. Good job!
Well at least he was on foot and couldn't chase you down and ticket you for being a dumbass!
Ah shit. Hopefully OP was speeding fast enough so he couldn't read the plate then.
hopefully op was speeding well not paying attention? I personally wouldn't hope for that, sounds like a bad mix.
Personally I hope he got caught
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How did you manage to miss that one?
I can't figure out a single way in which you don't deserve this. I hope you got pulled over and ticketed.