By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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shitwit2234 0

if she's hot then ur lucky

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NikkaIraKate 1

Isn't it a good thing, well only if she's hot and has a great body. Ryt.

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Onyx3288 22

Are you married? Did your spouse see this text? All I'm saying is if you are not single there are so many dimensions to this FML, lol

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Oh man I am so sorry xD ???

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Bluebering 16

If she's ugly, tell her that she is and you will never love her because of her appearance

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