Work: Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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You deserved it 3 459

I'm not your real mom

By Phillip - 24/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML

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You deserved it 181

Play that Blink 182 song

By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML

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You deserved it 381

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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You deserved it 4 192

Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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You deserved it 1 055

By babyfatt - 16/12/2009 08:23 - Australia

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

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You deserved it 27 221

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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You deserved it 869

Forget it

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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You deserved it 17 574

PS I Love You

By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 17:01 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had a group project on Zoom with some classmates I'm not so familiar with. When we were done and said our goodbyes, I said, "Bye bye, I love you." FML

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You deserved it 352

Love is…

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML

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You deserved it 391

roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

jupiter80 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

give her a chance ;)

Comments

skyttlz 32

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:13

Explain

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:14

Just explain to her what the problem is. Explain that it was all a BIG misunderstanding and that you have no feelings for her. That should put her down easy.

emi3611 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:15

haha! get a new job.. FAST.

jeepster7874 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:15

giggidy giggidy

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:26

Two girls, one cup.

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:40

That is hilarious!

bramberkhout 10

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:50

haha best comment!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:57

I find it hilarious how many people were offended by my comment.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 30 January 2011 22:52

It wasn't meant to be offensive, but clearly people didn't like the comment, hence my amused reply. It's also not spam since it was in reply to the FML and had everything to do with the FML. The rules state that comments should do just that - pertain to the FML itself, so I think I'm safe there. Nice try, though.

aardvarkish 16

Monday 31 January 2011 10:13

154 is correct.

dino_cookie4 7

Saturday 8 September 2012 15:54

Heyy.! your from jacksonville too.!

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:22

Booty call line 3?

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:42

Why are all the funny comments being voted down? You people need to lighten up!

ramirezlmt 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:06

OMG seriously! Take a joke, at least their not being sharpied like the cops posts. Seriously though explain and one of you will leave cause of akwardness.

remotepath 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:24

just roll with it

JayBear14 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:24

P2T :P

ilovesexywomen 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:28

YDI for being an idiot

kalixzo 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:28

I know you are.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:31

Ouch, choose your words carefully next time and try to let her down easy. Or do like MOST men do and tap that. Yeahhhh. Haha. I've said that before myself actually.. Middle school. My female dance teacher... kinda awkward. Luckily she didn't confess her love for me.