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By vkryss13 - 22/06/2015 19:10 - Guam - Tamuning

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML
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fushengyuan 20

She was trying to kill the imaginary monkey because it was going to harm you

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hellnosucka 27

you should stop sitting on your sister's monkey. it's inappropriate behavior.

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StickyPickles 33

Just be glad the monkey didn't come after you. . I've heard they can be crazy vicious, kind of like your sis

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BranzerMyDoggie 10

Ok, no offence, but how old is your sister? I'm pretty sure if she's over the age of 9 she probably needs to see somebody about her relationship with her 'monkey'

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Silk_Routes 14

hope her monkey have not started earting bananas! sorry for ur stuck up graphite nail Op

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Devtyro 14

find a exorcist and have the demon in your sister expelled before its too late.

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rabid_otaku 29

Invisible monkeys are quite fragile, you know.

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TJJOE 15

You really need to go to the hospital and get that taken out. The graphite will leach out into your hand and you will have a small blue/gray spot left that is permanent. It's basically a tattoo because graphite is what tattoo artists use to make their ink black. I have a spot on my face from pencil graphite that broke off and it was stuck in there for about 8 years. It finally came out but it has left a permanent spot

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jeepers_1 21

it's not really necessary to get it out. it won't cause any damage.

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