Love and Weddings: Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed...

By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By angryinlaws - 12/10/2013 07:23 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after almost 2 days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 15:00

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By notmarriedyet - 01/10/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML

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By OhNo - 22/01/2016 21:28 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML

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By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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hiyourcute 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?

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OMNOMN0M 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:39

what a great memory :D

Maryrox26 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:42

That suck hope you made it and had a good day

tateh22 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:43

procrastination to the extreme

pinkiekins 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:50

its your day so its ok to b late!!!

ninja1983 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:39

his day too.

Nosmo75 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:53

Where the effing hell were your bridesmaids?! Or are you the OP from a few days back whose bridesmaids didn't want to hang out with her?

brookedancer 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:00

what's op mean....?

leemurcat 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:05

Original poster

brookedancer 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:07

oh.. that's stupid.

leemurcat 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:27

I think it makes sense.

brookedancer 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:24

but why would it be called op? do people like, copy?

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:43

is this the first ever time on FML where someone gave the correct definition of OP in the first reply?

brookedancer 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 5:30

well why would it need the original?? why can't it just be poster..

SkepticalMiss 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:03

YDI for apparently being such a bitch that no-one is there to help you on the morning of your wedding. No friends or family?

kaylapple 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:09

you can be as late as you want! its your day.

AyeeArieel 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:19

nd nobody wokee u up ?

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:27

You probably needed your beauty sleep.

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